Profound Humour - Sacred Quotes

"Religion is like going out to dinner with friends. Everyone may order something different, but everyone can still sit at the same table." - The XIV Dalai Lama

"If there were no God, there would be no atheists." - G K Chesterton

"If i were not an atheist, i would believe in a God who would choose to save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the pattern of their words. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God, and whose every deed is foul, foul, foul." - Isaac Asimov

"What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly." - Richard Bach

"An apology for the Devil: It must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books." - Samuel Butler